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vel-sparko:

"what’s up everybody it’s Cr1TiKaL, I’ve just been elected President of the United States, let’s do this shit."

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phenax:

Hopping on the driltg bandwagon tbh.

….what have we started

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tstf:

THE ROSSENING
[Inspired by a brief exchange with makaruba]

Join the Grump Family in their most exciting adventure yet: The Rossening. Mysteries surrounding Ross have always been abundant, but none thought they were this bleak. Ross discovers he has a unique power: He can infect others with spores he emits, which slowly take over the host creature, turning them in to none other than another Ross.Will the Grumps be able to reclaim their friend from his power-drunk rampage, or will they have to destroy him?Find out in theaters this holiday season.

Starring: Arin Hanson, Suzy Berhow, Barry Kramer, Danny Y. Sexbang, and Ross O’Donovan Costume Design: Holly Conrad???????????:Ninja Brian————————WELL THIS ONLY TOOK ME ALL DAY. But I’m very pleased with how it came out. Yay!

tstf:

THE ROSSENING

[Inspired by a brief exchange with makaruba]

Join the Grump Family in their most exciting adventure yet: The Rossening
Mysteries surrounding Ross have always been abundant, but none thought they were this bleak. Ross discovers he has a unique power: He can infect others with spores he emits, which slowly take over the host creature, turning them in to none other than another Ross.

Will the Grumps be able to reclaim their friend from his power-drunk rampage, or will they have to destroy him?

Find out in theaters this holiday season.


Starring: 
Arin Hanson, Suzy Berhow, Barry Kramer, Danny Y. Sexbang, and Ross O’Donovan 

Costume Design: 
Holly Conrad

???????????:
Ninja Brian

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WELL THIS ONLY TOOK ME ALL DAY. But I’m very pleased with how it came out. Yay!

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(Source: komandr)

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vireonovae-archive:

"anxIETy??" mOM saYS, "n OO jUSTT dON””TtTTT lET thINGS boTHEr yOU”

thAT

sIMpLE????? jUST dONT “leT" IT bOTHER ME??? anxIetY„„, gonEE THEN!!!???

scIeNTIFIC brEAKthROUGH???!!! thAT………

eASSYYY??!!!!????

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sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

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mtg-realm:

Magic: the Gathering - Khans of Tarkir

Concept art for the Mardu Clan along with some card art from the Khans of Tarkir world-building panel at PAX Prime

Mardu Riders
• Concept - Illustrated by Daarken
• Card Art - illustrated by Steve Prescott

Mardu Warriors
• Concept - Illustrated by Wayne Reynolds
• Card Art - illustrated by David Gaillet

Mardu Goblins
• Concept - Illustrated by Richard Whitters
• Card Art - illustrated by Mark Zug

Mardu Orcs
• Concept - Illustrated by Tyler Jacobson
• Card Art - illustrated by Torstein Nordstrand

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stormstouthideout:

People online a few months ago: "Khans is not going to be the wedge set. Just because you want it doesn’t mean you’re getting it."

People online a few months ago"You’re probably not getting fetches either."

People online a few months ago: "And you can forget about it being a powerful set in general. They’re scaling back power level a lot now."

Mark Rosewater: 

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majored-in-not-dancing:

nerdytransgirl:

undeadthug:

where do grandmas and aunties even buy this shit? It’s not in stores???do they have a dealer who sells to them???? 

OK, IM GONNA LET YOU LITTLE SHITS ON A LITTLE SECRET. YOU CAN GET THOSE CANDIES HERE. BUT THATS NOT ALL!!! THIS FUCKING WEBSITE HAS ALL YOUR FUCKING CANDY NEEDS AND THEN SOME!!!!
NEED SIX POINT SIX POUNDS OF SOUR RAINBOW BELTS???

BAM!!!
ALL FOR UNDER FIFTY FUCKING DOLLARS!!!! BUT HOW ARE WE GOING TO WASH ALL OF THEM DOWN? THERE OBVIOUSLY ISNT ENOUGH SUGAR IN THESE BELTS SO LETS WASH THEM DOWN WITH THIS:

THATS RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKER! THIRTY TWO GODDAMMED OUNCES OF SWEET, SWEET POWDERED STRAWBERRY FLAVOR!!! BUT LET’S NOT GET CARRIED AWAY WITH ALL THIS BECASUE WE’RE GOING TO GRANDMAS, WE’D BETTER GET SOME SHIT FOR HER. AND WHAT BETTER THING TO GET FOR HER THAN SOME SUGAR DADDIES???

THATS RIGHT, THATS 24 SUGAR DADDIES FOR GRAM GRAM. BUT, UH-OH!! LOOKS LIKE WE SPILLED UNCLE H’S BLUE ROCK CANDY ALL OVER THE PLACE!!! WHERE ELSE CAN WE GET 5 POUNDS OF PURE BLUE ROCK CANDY??? RIGHT FUCKING HERE!!!

THIS FUCKING WEBSITE IS SO FUCKING SWEET, IT GIVES YOU DIABETUS JUST BY LOOKING AT IT. NOW DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND GO FIND WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU NEED ON THIS SITE BECAUSE IT IS AWESOME AND I HAVENT COME DOWN OFF MY LAST ORDER OF CANDY YET AND THE NEXT IS ALREADY IN THE MAIL SOMEBODY HELP ME IM NOT AN ADULT I CANT MAKE THESE DECISIONS 

OH MY GOD

majored-in-not-dancing:

nerdytransgirl:

undeadthug:

where do grandmas and aunties even buy this shit? It’s not in stores???do they have a dealer who sells to them???? 

OK, IM GONNA LET YOU LITTLE SHITS ON A LITTLE SECRET. YOU CAN GET THOSE CANDIES HERE. BUT THATS NOT ALL!!! THIS FUCKING WEBSITE HAS ALL YOUR FUCKING CANDY NEEDS AND THEN SOME!!!!

NEED SIX POINT SIX POUNDS OF SOUR RAINBOW BELTS???

BAM!!!

ALL FOR UNDER FIFTY FUCKING DOLLARS!!!! BUT HOW ARE WE GOING TO WASH ALL OF THEM DOWN? THERE OBVIOUSLY ISNT ENOUGH SUGAR IN THESE BELTS SO LETS WASH THEM DOWN WITH THIS:

THATS RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKER! THIRTY TWO GODDAMMED OUNCES OF SWEET, SWEET POWDERED STRAWBERRY FLAVOR!!! BUT LET’S NOT GET CARRIED AWAY WITH ALL THIS BECASUE WE’RE GOING TO GRANDMAS, WE’D BETTER GET SOME SHIT FOR HER. AND WHAT BETTER THING TO GET FOR HER THAN SOME SUGAR DADDIES???

THATS RIGHT, THATS 24 SUGAR DADDIES FOR GRAM GRAM. BUT, UH-OH!! LOOKS LIKE WE SPILLED UNCLE H’S BLUE ROCK CANDY ALL OVER THE PLACE!!! WHERE ELSE CAN WE GET 5 POUNDS OF PURE BLUE ROCK CANDY??? RIGHT FUCKING HERE!!!

THIS FUCKING WEBSITE IS SO FUCKING SWEET, IT GIVES YOU DIABETUS JUST BY LOOKING AT IT. NOW DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND GO FIND WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU NEED ON THIS SITE BECAUSE IT IS AWESOME AND I HAVENT COME DOWN OFF MY LAST ORDER OF CANDY YET AND THE NEXT IS ALREADY IN THE MAIL SOMEBODY HELP ME IM NOT AN ADULT I CANT MAKE THESE DECISIONS 

OH MY GOD

(Source: vieja-solar)

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snerdbergler:

motivational/disappointed grumps for your needs